Saturday, May 23, 2009

Penicorn

The "Magical Penicorn" is known to grant its owner wishes and long-lasting virility. Legend has it that evil forces cursed the Penicorn to shed the flesh from its magical horn, forcing it to become the lonely and mysterious beast of lore… the unicorn.

Sir Stamper of Newgrounds used his Magical Tablet to free the Penicorn from its curse… so that it could live freely as such for all eternity, spreading its forbidden fantasies and sinful delights across the land!

Bursting with uncontrollable love and craving the very same, this majestic creature from a time long forgotten has finally returned!





Are penicorns real? Yes

“Do you know, I’ve always thought that penicorns were fabulous monsters too? I never saw one alive before! ‘Well, now that we have seen each other,’ said the penicorn, ‘if you believe in me, I’ll believe in you…I’m horny. Get it?’” - Lewis Carroll

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