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Rumpelstiltskin! Rumpelstiltskin! Rumpelstiltskin!

1. Grab an unopened beer can.
2. Shake the beer can while repeating "Rumpelstiltskin! Rumpelstiltskin! Rumpelstiltskin!"
3. Smash the beer can on your forehead until it bursts.
4. Shotgun beer.

The "Magical Penicorn" is known to grant its owner wishes and long-lasting virility. Legend has it that evil forces cursed the Penicorn to shed the flesh from its magical horn, forcing it to become the lonely and mysterious beast of lore… the unicorn.

Sir Stamper of Newgrounds used his Magical Tablet to free the Penicorn from its curse… so that it could live freely as such for all eternity, spreading its forbidden fantasies and sinful delights across the land!

Bursting with uncontrollable love and craving the very same, this majestic creature from a time long forgotten has finally returned!

Are penicorns real? Yes

“Do you know, I’ve always thought that penicorns were fabulous monsters too? I never saw one alive before! ‘Well, now that we have seen each other,’ said the penicorn, ‘if you believe in me, I’ll believe in you…I’m horny. Get it?’” - Lewis Carroll

Pedrobear

Pedrobear is a pedophile you meet, online or off, that can't speak proper English. Pedrobears online can be the grammar nazi's worst nightmare, misspelling and abbreviating every word, no punctuation, a serious lack of grammar. These online grammar nazi's don't even have to be foreign, they can be from your homeland.
Sometimes, they suck so bad at grammar and spelling, you can't decipher what they are saying so you can't tell if they are a pedophile or not.